Blog: Blog, Pogs, and Nintendo Boy!

Written by: Andrew Shain

Do you ever read blogs and think to yourself “Who the heck reads this?”. I can also safely say that Nintendo Boy will read this and say “Hey, that’s not true! I 100% of the people who visit the site will read this!” And you, Nintendo boy, would be correct! You are the only one who will read this, and you will also have been the only one who will have realized this has been posted. The Ironic truth is that the more popular the site is doing, the less it gets read. This may seem like a problem to you Nintendo Boy, but I have two easy methods to improve your situation! They are:

1) The drastic method would be to make it so no one ever reads anything ever anymore. The solution would be to make video blogs from now on. But to be realistic about it, nothing over 5 minutes gets watched, we all know that; using the same point, if it takes more than 5 minutes to read, no one will read it. That brings us to point 2.

2) No one ever reads blog posts from head to toe ever, not the long ones anyway. Instead, just give a spark notes version that people will want to read. Face it, us Americans are big and lazy slobs. We also like shiny things like watches… But thats beside the point. So instead of having a post like the one I just wrote, spark note it and highlight/underline/make in a different color the most important things. For example… this post could be reedited as follows:

“Do you ever read blogs and think to yourself “Who the heck reads this?”. I can also safely say that Nintendo Boy will read this and say “Hey, that’s not true! I 100% of the people who visit the site will read this!” And you, Nintendo boy, would be correct! You are the only one who will read this, and you will also have been the only one who will have realized this has been posted. The Ironic truth is that the more popular the site is doing, the less it gets read. This may seem like a problem to you Nintendo Boy, but I have two easy methods to improve your situation! They are:

1) The drastic method would be to make it so no one ever reads anything ever anymore. The solution would be to make video blogs from now on. But to be realistic about it, nothing over 5 minutes gets watched, we all know that; using the same point, if it takes more than 5 minutes to read, no one will read it. That brings us to point 2.

2) No one ever reads blog posts from head to toe ever, not the long ones anyway. Instead, just give a spark notes version that people will want to read. Face it, us Americans are big and lazy slobs. We also like shiny things like watches… But thats beside the point. So instead of having a post like the one I just wrote, spark note it and highlight/underline/make in a different color the most important things. For example… this post could be reedited as follows:”

See, now this site will become slightly more popular because I didn’t make people read a LONG boring post. This is Andrew once again saying Stay Classy internet!

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  1. this is AWESOMESAUCE!! love u and miss u JEFF!!

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